I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Randomize
