dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
i now understand why vodka
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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