Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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