He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
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I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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