I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
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He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!