ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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