you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
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I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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