The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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