i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
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No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have grass duct taped all over my body
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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