It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
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He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
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Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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