OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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