hotel room ftw
Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
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Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
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You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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