Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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