I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
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It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
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I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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