i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
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I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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