check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
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Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
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I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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