we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
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we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
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My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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