I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
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hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
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We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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