I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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