i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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