He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
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He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
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They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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