I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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