I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
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Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
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If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?