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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
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I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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