HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
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says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
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I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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