I need help removing her.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
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If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
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Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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