yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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