I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
this will be a night to untag.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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