do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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