dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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