I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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