Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
If that was your dad, he is hot
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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