whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
only you would photoshop your dick
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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