just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
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He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Can I color on your dick again?
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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