Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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