strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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