Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
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the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
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I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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