the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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