honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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