so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
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I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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