OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
where does the pee come out of this thing
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
