And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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