does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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