he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
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homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
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I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
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