I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
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My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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