Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
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My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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