did you get engaged???
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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