Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
my sisters under your porch take her home
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
