Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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