Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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