Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Randomize
