You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Even the bartender felt bad for me
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
There are leaves in my underwear?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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