Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
How does one acquire holy water?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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