She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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