i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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