sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
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Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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