First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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