I must be too annoying 4 u.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Two words: blizzard sex
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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